A brief open letter

Now that Barack Obama has been elected to the presidency by the majority of the American people, I would like to say the following to those of you in the United States who have been threatening to move to Canada:

1. Grow up.
2. We don’t want you.
3. You wouldn’t like it here anyway.
4. WHO’S YOUR PRESIDENT NOW, KIDDIES?? HA HA HA!!

UPDATE: This xkcd comic is an apt addition.