Dear USPS

Please stop issuing self-adhesive stamps with industrial-strength glues that resist soaking for all eternity. Otherwise you may wake one night to find an angry mob of pitchfork-wielding and torch-bearing philatelists at your gate.

Sincerely,

Everyone Who Collects U.S. Stamps

Quote of the Week

“Charlton Heston has died… I guess we can take his gun now.”

(from reddit)